When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
We tried mating with others, but we were sterile.
Now we reproduce asexually via mitosis and we’re having a serious existential crisis as to which one of us is the original.
you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion
i think they are all praying
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
Me right now ;/
Before I discovered the Internet.
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat